sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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