I've blown a few things in my day
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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