Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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