If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
