I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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