My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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