WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You should frame my arrest warrant.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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