I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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