You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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