So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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