He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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