No subtext here. People are naked.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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