is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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