I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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