Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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