I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
3pm strippers are depressing
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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