The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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