Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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