I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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