She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
