but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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