were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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