idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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