The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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