Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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