4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Dicks are not precious.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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