absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
no you cant smoke seaweed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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