Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Ladies don't puke and tell
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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