Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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