Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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