If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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