just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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