This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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