fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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