Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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