Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Randomize
