Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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