I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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