oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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