I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dicks are not precious.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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