Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We have so much sex to catch up on
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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