Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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