I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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