Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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