i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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