Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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