Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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