this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
