I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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