I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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