After last night, I could never be a politician.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
In America we eat man semen.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Drunk is not a location!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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