When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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