i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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