hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You need a sexual gate keeper
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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