then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
