I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
