I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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